I'm kind of existential in the way that I consult with the average cliche' amateur douchebags insofar as I don't believe that your epistemology is correct in your critic of my art (any art really). Bottom Line - I don't give a fuck because I know my shit is awesome. My shit is off the hook. Like, the shit has filed for a divorce from the hook, and the hook is now trying to gain custody of shit's two kids. If you haven't figured it out already I am awesome, and you should follow me on Tumblr. This shit is a satire, because I'm the greatest satirical genius since Vonnegut. So re-blog this pretension. But really, I don't care because I'm too cool and ironic for this website.

18th August 2013

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If I see another baby roach in my kitchen I’m going to burn my house down. 

28th May 2012

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My masterpiece - I call her “ワイフ”

My masterpiece - I call her “ワイフ”

Tagged: susan leewaifudan

13th May 2012

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How to Be Classy Like a Bau5

1. Open endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k and http://www.rainymood.com/ in separate tabs.

2. Put on headphones

3. ??????????

4. Profit

Tagged: classyrainanimuanime

3rd February 2012

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WINRAR!

WINRAR!

28th January 2012

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WHAT THE FUCK!

WHAT THE FUCK!

3rd January 2012

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stayupgetdown:

GIVEAWAY TIME
okay, sorry about the shitty photo,.but i’m going to be giving away this camera because i received a newer and better one this christmas.
the make is a canon EOS 450D, and i’ve used it for a year but everything still works absolutely fine. naturally, it’s not in original packaging but i will take great care packing it myself.
rules:

reblog as much as you want


likes do not count


don’t make a seperate blog for this


you have to be following me at http://stayupgetdown.tumblr.com

i’m going to choose a winner using a random number generator on february 1st, and i will need to contact this winner via their ask box
this giveaway is worldwide and i will ship anywhere
have fun

stayupgetdown:

GIVEAWAY TIME

okay, sorry about the shitty photo,.but i’m going to be giving away this camera because i received a newer and better one this christmas.

the make is a canon EOS 450D, and i’ve used it for a year but everything still works absolutely fine. naturally, it’s not in original packaging but i will take great care packing it myself.

rules:

i’m going to choose a winner using a random number generator on february 1st, and i will need to contact this winner via their ask box

this giveaway is worldwide and i will ship anywhere

have fun

21st November 2011

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Marlboro man Steve
- forgive the homophobia.

Marlboro man Steve

- forgive the homophobia.

Tagged: badasssteveis

6th November 2011

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It’s a furnace.

It’s a furnace.

29th September 2011

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Tagged: fairly odd parentsreddit

24th September 2011

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Tagged: legogif